"As a species we're fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?"
-Ollie Weeks, The Mist
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
"you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"
oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master
You must travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Defeat the elite four to get the Quadgender badge and then defeat your rival the Bisexual
Big feral monsters who get protective over their tiny human mates are my absolute favorite thing.
some amazing artist who just unwittingly crushed your dreams and entire soul (via toastoat)
do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing